bro-zone

the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.



bro-zone
This is not fictional it really does exist. The bro-zone if very treacherous and fearsome. This is when a girl you like starts to call you bro. Girls will usually start doing this when they have a boyfriend and they want a shoulder to cry on that their boyfriend does not mind because you are like her "bro" or "brother" ,but after so long of being called bro a girl will get the mindset that you are her bro. When this happens your chance of dating that girl is gone forever. Friend-zone can usually be wiggled out of eventually.

The bro-zone can be stopped before it gets to serious. It usually works quite well also. The first time a girl calls you bro you stop them. When a girl needs a shoulder to cry on accept it sometimes. If you do this they will know youre trustworthy and not just their "brother." Make sure when you can't help the girl you have an alibi and witnesses.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear that Rachel and her boyfriend broke up? You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Awesome, I will.
A few weeks later...
Guy 2: Hey Rachel, I have a question.
Rachel: Yes ,what is it?
Guy 2: Will you go out with me?
Rachel: I'm sorry. No, i can't date my brother.

Guy 1: How did it go?
Guy 2: She said no. I am in the bro-zone.


Bro Zone
It has been speculated that women do not endup in the friend zone as frequently as men. But where they may endup is in the Bro Zone.

Though some consider it a male version of the friend zone; it is widely accepted that the Bro Zone is worse for the poor women stuck in it.

In essence it is when a woman is crowned "one of the guys." She's considered to be part of the dude pack without the sexual tension. Men behave without restraint around the individual; not worrying about what the woman might think or wether they impress her or not. She is accepted and embraced into the pack as an equal. In short, "she's a dude."

Women may endup in the Bro Zone by any of the following: easy going, friendly, social, accepting but also obsession with sports, curses like a sailor, not too attractive, macho like characteristics, butch

Women with mostly male friends are more susceptible to have several Bro Zone's. Also, most women in the Bro Zone do have a love interest they fail to impress because of the Zone. They endup listening to their love interests' girlfriend problems and, at times, his sexual encounters. All culminating with him saying "you're such an awesome friend."
Example:
Lyndsey (Girl in Bro Zone)

Guy #1 - "Dude, you shoulda' seen what happened with my girl the other day!"

Guy #2 - "Shhh, you sure you want to say that around Lyndsey?!"

Guy #1 - "Yea man, it's cool, she's like one of the guys!"


Bro-zoned
Bro-zoning is when a girl is referred to as "Bro" by a guy. This can happen whether said girl likes said guy or not, and is more likely to happen if the girl is a gamer. Level of insult is dependent on how many guys have bro-zoned said girl before you do.
Example:
Guy: Hey, bro! Wanna play a game at my place?
Girl: ...

Later

Girl: Guy totally just bro-zoned me...
Friend: I know that feel...


Bro Zone
This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
Example:
P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.


bro zone
Colloquial terminology relating to a house that is populated by alumni of a fraternity where the occupants continue to live a lifestyle associated with fraternity life popularized by such movies as Animal House, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Revenge of the Nerds, PCU, and Old School. In contrast with other slang terms such as "bachelor pad" and "Baller", which have a positive connotation bordering on ostentatious, such houses are usually rented and tend to be in poor condition, as recent alumni generally lack the financial capabilities to invest in prime real estate.
Example:
Concluding my long day at work, I headed back to the Bro Zone hoping for a relaxing evening, only to find my roommates rippin' gravity bongs while watching porno on the big screen.

After going on a week-long bender at the Bro Zone, I checked myself into detox.

"Who's that donkey you were with last night?" "Oh just some skank I met at the Bro Zone last weekend."


Bro-zoned
When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.
Example:
"Omg I totally just got bro-zoned by Chad, he had no idea I wanted to hook up!"


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