The biggest cock block of ALL TIME.

They make you unable to kiss anyone for what can be weeks.

They also somehow know the exact moment that will cause the most detriment, and will crash your face like it's nobody's business.

A type of facial sore that's found either on the lips or on the skin near the mouth. Caused by the herpes simplex virus type 1, not the HSV2, which is typically known as genital herpes.

Common version of Herpes Simplex Complex 1 (HVC1). A highly virulent virus.

Most common form is a red blister-like sore on or around the mouth, but it can show up within the mouth and on other areas of the face as well. Typical symptoms last 8 to 12 weeks, in which the virus swells, breaks, blisters over, then disappears. Before showing up, the virus makes the skin tingle or itch.

Extremely transmittable. Typical infection occurs with skin-to-skin contact with someone who already has the virus, but can also be spread using utensils, bottles, lip stick, lip balm, pipes, ETC(...) that an infected individual has used.

Transmission can be prevented not engaging in kissing or oral sex with a person experiencing an outbreakl, not sharing drinks or other objects that could be in the mouth, and washing hands often.

HPC1 is estimated to have infected 80% of people living in the U.S. Personal opinion: they're not a huge deal.

1. A disease or individual you treat as an infection. Someone regarded as a pest, inferior being or boring/annoying.

2. Someone who has cold sores on their face.

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

Nature's cock block.

The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.

Another way to say oral herpes.

A large mustache.