dwight

a conceited person, who is so ignorant and yet very sexy!



dwighting
When a girl's bangs unintentionally separate directly in the middle of her forehead resembling that of Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Example:
Girl 1: "Ugh, my hair looks like crap tonight."
Girl 2: "You're telling me, I'm totally dwighting right now!"


Dwight
A. An insult to say that you are unusually strange.
B. Someone who you should fear because of his or her physical power; or more specifically, someone who has a purple belt in karate.

both versions derive from Dwight Schrute from The Office.
Example:
A.
Carlson: Eugene, did you just see that guy eat that worm?
Eugene: Dude, he is such a Dwight.
B.
Rafael: Maxene! I could crush you into a million pieces, just as I have crushed this brick.
Maxene: Rafael, don't be such a Dwight. You're scarying me!


Dwight
Commonly used to describe a huge penis. They are always at least 7" and under 10". Dwights are usually enjoyed very greatly by the ladies and is involved with at least two of them at a time.
Example:
Robin and Lindsey enjoyed some Dwight last night.


Dwight
A very cool person stuck bettween two groups ( the weird cools adn the drama makers) and has a bunch of friends and truly loves what he believe in and loves the Beatles
Example:
That guy is such a Dwight


Dwight Schrute
Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Example:
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.




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