for Jesus
A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.Jesus
A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
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The immortal zombie carpenter who, if you ask him nicely through his telepathic powers, will grant your wishes. He is one third of an almighty being who was sent to earth to be killed mercilessly so that said almighty being could forgive us for something he made us do, something which, being almighty, shouldn't have been quite so troublesome in the first place. In addition to asking politely, some believe it is necessary to indulge in cannibalism, eating Jesus' flesh, to be forgiven and go to heaven. Physically, Jesus may have looked similar to Jim Morrison, although many would contend he was in fact black.
Example:
Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.
Me: Have fun at Mass!
Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.
Me: Have fun at Mass!
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Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
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One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.
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The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.
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What you say when you see something awesome or unbelievable, or when something really bad or stupid happens to you. Also the name of your landscaper or gardener if you pronounce the "J" as an "H."
Example:
"Jesus that girl's tits are huge!"
"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."
"Jesus that girl's tits are huge!"
"Jesus, that dumb bitch just about wrecked!"
"Jesus, please trim the hedges when you are done edging the flower bed."