gowdy
A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely
sellotaped to the chin.Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate
banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of
warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
gowdie
by cuntofthefucker on Sep 07, 2014 21:00:05
Example:
Person 1:
Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that
blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1:
oh sweet dude
*high fives one another
Gowdy
by Jonny and Webby on Aug 21, 2006 06:05:15
Gowdy is something (usually a person) that farts and eats all the time. A Gowdy is usually male as it likes to be lazy and prefers
not working. People who talk a lot of
rubbish can also be described as being a Gowdy. e.g. talking about zombies
taking over the world in a serious manner
Example:
Webby: 'William was being a total Gowdy yesterday'
Jonny: 'I know, he just stayed at
Roberts all day and got food to eat'
Gowdy
by Ærik Bjørnsson on Nov 01, 2016 06:20:04
1. (noun) Someone who
bluntly speaks their mind and cares about the people and the law
2. (verb) Calling people on their bullshit and destroying their argument with fact and logic.
3. (past tense) Gowdied - Having your argument shut down with facts and/or logic in a direct, mater of fact, way, that leaves you
reeling like a feminist who just used the phrase "
rape culture"
Based on the actions and behavior of member of the House of Representatives Trey Gowdy, Republican from South Carolina, who consistently and frequently owns everyone he interviews, questions, or debates.
Example:
1. Did you see Ben Shapiro
handle that arrogant
race-baiter at his speech the other day? Dude's a total Gowdy!
2. "interesting question sir, based purely on emotion, please clench your anus while I Gowdy the shit out of you.
3. Rachel
Madow gets Gowdied every time she opens her mouth
Gowdy
by Baron of Heid on Nov 01, 2016 05:45:45
Gowdy: 1. Someone who
bluntly speaks their mind
2. Calling people on their bullshit and destroying their argument using logic and facts.
Gowdied: Having your argument
shut down with facts and/or logic in a direct,
mater of fact, way.
Example:
I really respect him because he's such a Gowdy. He showed up to the
political debate and got Gowdy
on em.
Hillary looked very stupid after she got gowdied!
Gowdy
by dylan w on Mar 21, 2008 07:47:58
An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or
hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or
an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a
blasty blast.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.
Example:
1. Fuck man that party last night was
gowdy.
2. Shit.
I fucked up. I
porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.
Gowdy mode
by HackedByTeamNimble on Jul 04, 2017 04:59:28
Occurs when a sudden wave of intellect and
integrity hits a person, causing them to go on a
truthful rant when given the opportunity in a political discussion.
Chowdy Gowdy
by PANCREATICJUICES on May 13, 2006 01:19:04
Rough, Dirty, Sick,
Diseased, Nasty, Ill, Infected, Destroyed, Dangerous, or an otherwise
sketchy or difficult situation which requires great skill to avoid injury. A person that appears to have a sexually transmitted diseaes. The genitals when infected by a
sexually transmitted disease.
Example:
I feel
chowdy gowdy.
You look chowdy gowdy.
I wouldnt go there, that place is chowdy gowdy.
I am scared to take this chowdy gowdy line
down the chute.
I think Sasha is hot but her friend is chowdy gowdy.
I wouldn't
stick my dick in her chowdy gowdy.
Gowdy Syndrome
by Anon on Feb 26, 2004 10:16:50
A medical condition in which patients become SO annoying, whenever they talk, you automatically say.."Shut Up!!!!!!"
Signs of infection include:
1. Excessive
blurting out of stuff that has nothing to do with what people are talking about.
2. Extreme
Uglyness
3. Has never had a girlfriend and is
67 years old.
4. Has never had any friends!
Amanda Lee Gowdy
by Real14U on Jan 12, 2021 14:18:55
The most
loving heart amongst society. Always loyal and honest. Doesn't entertain ones
bullbutter. If you are lucky enough to become an associate, do whatever it takes to keep her at your side. A very good
asset to ones life. A diamond would represent her well.