monged

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.



monged
We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged
Example:
'Marias cafe has monged me'.


MONG
Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.
Example:
seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!


mong
1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
Example:
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.

2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.


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