old greg
Old Greg
(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina
Example:
Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?
Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.
Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?
Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.
Old Greg
1. A scaly man fish originally aired on "The Mighty Boosh" now popular on You Tube and throughout Avon High School
2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson
3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys
4. Often displays mangina
noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good
2. You must love him exactly as he loves you, or you might be dealt with the same way he dealt with Curly Jefferson
3. Enjoys Watercolors and Baileys
4. Often displays mangina
noun: old greg's place; refers to an underwater cave that has all things that are good
Example:
Old greg quote:
"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"
Old greg quote:
"What're ya doin in my waters?"
"Not fishing...sir"
"Then why's this hook in me head?"
"...it's not mine"
"It's attatched to your rod mother licker!"
Old Greg
Old Greg
Example:
"Do you love me? Could you ever love me?"
Man: "Where are we?"
Old Greg: "Old Greg's place."
"Do you love me? Could you ever love me?"
Man: "Where are we?"
Old Greg: "Old Greg's place."
Old Greg
An incorrect spelling of "Old Gregg," a character portrayed by Noel Fielding in a season 2 episode of the British comedy, "The Mighty Boosh."
Example:
Guy 1: I'm Old Greg!!!!
Guy 2: You've never even heard of The Mighty Boosh, have you? You probably think he's a YouTube celebrity.
Guy 1: I'm Old Greg!!!!
Guy 2: You've never even heard of The Mighty Boosh, have you? You probably think he's a YouTube celebrity.
Old Gregging
(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.
Example:
Effective examples of old gregging include:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"
2. Do you want to see my mangina?
3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka
Effective examples of old gregging include:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"
2. Do you want to see my mangina?
3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka
Old Greg
Example:
quote from the Old Greg video:
Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
quote from the Old Greg video:
Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish