orbital

A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.



orbital
A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.

While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
Example:
I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.

Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!


orbital
1. Series of highways surrounding London.
2. Electronic (Not to be confused with techno) group from London, most famous for their In-Sides album.
Example:
1. I was going 200 km on the Orbital, yesternight.
2. Orbital are the best group ever.


orbital
my favourite techno/ambient producers

orbital rule, my favourite song is either the girl with the sun in her head or spare parts express
Example:
download some orbital songs and discover pure electronic delight!


orbital
A CBR that uses two piercing holes instead of one, creating the illusion of the CBR's bead orbiting your pierced appendage.
Example:
"Are you going to get any more piercings?"
"Yeah, I'm getting an orbital next time."


orbiter
A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Example:
Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.


Orbiting
When someone who won't speak to you otherwise still watches every snap on your story/ IG and/or likes your posts. Usually someone who has ghosted you, but not always. Basically they're lingering in your life despite refusing to be an active part in it in any other capacity.
Example:
This guy won't answer my texts but he keeps watching my snap story... he's totally orbiting me.


Orbiter
A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (couch-mover). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend-zone.
Example:
Peter wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbiter of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your new boyfriend.

Peter is such an orbiter. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!


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