petri-dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.



Petri-Dish
When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.
Example:
No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!


petri dish
The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.
Example:
Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!


petri dish
A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.
Example:
ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."


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Example:
Man my fourth yr looks like petri dish- has bacteria on face


Soggy Petri Dish
A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Example:
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.


Walking Petri Dish
Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.
Example:
Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."


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