Pitchfork
by steaksalad101 on Jul 29, 2009 06:48:13
Christians have the Bible.
Jews have
the Torah.
Muslims have the
Koran.
Hipsters who are between the ages of 20-30 and claim to live in Williamsburg (but who really still live with their mom in Queens) have
Pitchfork Media.
Example:
Normal guy: Hey, let's go try that restaurant in
Tribeca.
Hipster: I only want to go if it received an 8.0 or higher on Pitchfork.
pitchfork
by EonBlue987 on Aug 08, 2009 15:15:59
Also known as
Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in "independent music".
Known for giving gushing reviews to anything that sounds remotely obscure. Even if the music itself actually sucks. No, wait, ESPECIALLY if the music itself actually sucks.
Too bad it only exists in online format or else I'd wipe my ass with their sorry excuses for reviews.
Also, all too appropriately, every
hipster's holy grail.
Example:
HIPSTER: Hey did you see
Pitchfork's review of the new animal collective? It got a 9.6, so it's obviously one of the quintessential albums of the decade.
MUSIC FAN: I think I'd rather listen to Tool's "
Lateralus"
HIPSTER:
Psshh, lame!! pitchfork only gave that album a 1.9. Tool obviously sucks to anyone with taste in music
MUSIC FAN: Riight. But you obviously have amazing taste since you base your opinions entirely off of Pitchfork's numerical rating system. Way to go douche bag.
pitchfork
by Cary the B on Aug 02, 2006 00:43:38
Male version of the camel toe. Caused by
tight fitting clothing
outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex,
Speedos and tights.