san fransisco

A person or action that is queer beyond words. The process of doing something that forces others to question your sexual preference.



San Fransisco slippers
Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.
Example:
I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.


San Fransisco Surprise
The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.
Example:
Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."

Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"


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