shev

an extraordinary being amongst us mere mortalshalf robot half humana term used 2 humiliate someonea term used 2 replace the word sexa swear worda GPS deviceWho's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks? shevWho is the man that would risk his neck For his brother man? shevWho's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? SHEV! Right On! They say this cat Shev is a bad motherSHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout Shev. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! He's a complicated man But no one understands him but his woman..shev



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a person of generally good nature, though when in some sort of fight or encounter, will often make up words to "beat" the other individual
Example:
That person was such a Shev Shev, she was sweet but not too bright


Shev
A "Shev" is a cute, sweet spaghetti-noodle gamer e-boy who may or may not be famous on some social-media platform (i.e. Instagram).
This is the guy who seems too cool to approach, but ends up being the sweetest, most admirable person to be friends with.
He is a Smite enthusiast with a grunge aesthetic and fluffy, dark hair.
He most likely has or, at least, wants piercings and tattoos.
A Shev, despite making comments about how much they admire goth or Asian girls, are most compatible with other spaghetti-boys named "Corey" or "Chalk."
Example:
Omg, is that a Shev?!

Yeah, that's Shev. He's so cute, wtf?


Shev
Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.

(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Example:
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.

Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.

Dangit! That joke made me shev!


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