the Angry Pirate
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and
blow it in her face, then you hit her in
the knee and she is
jumping around covering one eye.
The Angry Pirate
by likeasumboodeee on Mar 17, 2014 01:56:21
When boning a girl and almost about to bust a
knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then
full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl
hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
Angry Pirate
by Red Beard on Oct 19, 2003 11:20:24
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of
the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her
shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "
peg leg" and a defunct eye.
angry pirate
by Lori-SPED on May 15, 2007 11:14:18
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and
run off like a wuss as the poor
cripple hobbles after them.
Example:
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk
smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy
ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's
chained up in my basement.
~FYI: True story.~
angry pirate
by Whit3 on Sep 11, 2018 02:50:06
Angry Pirate
by Xtrminatr on Aug 22, 2005 16:12:11
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play
the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (
right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an
angry pirate!
Angry Pirate
by Sultan O'Saints on Apr 24, 2005 07:30:45
This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her
shin. Watch her hold her eye and
hop on 1 leg-
AARGH!!!
Angry Pirate
by Dickie Brooks on Oct 05, 2007 19:56:56
The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the
shin. She will hop
around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an
angry pirate.
angry pirate
by James P. Owens on Aug 11, 2006 02:22:17
Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the
shin making them hold there eye and
hop around
on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL
The Angry Pirate
by iceman99767 on Mar 23, 2010 11:21:15
When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load,
spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a
pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then
gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.