the Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"



Satchmo
An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.
Example:
Hey, Where’s Satchmo ?

I miss Satchmo.


Satchmo
The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.
Example:
Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes


The Dirty Satchmo
The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
Example:
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"


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