the north pole

where santa claus is from.



North Pole
A city in Alaska, about 15 miles outside of Fairbanks. Almost the entire town is Christmas themed, to the extent that the light poles are candy canes, street names such as Santa Claus Lane and Saint Nicholas Drive, and the local Wendy's having Christmas decorations up all year. The population of North Pole is 2,226 as of July 2009, but many people outside of the city limits consider themselves residents. Nobody lives in igloos.
Example:
I do not live in North pole itself but consider myself a resident.


The North Pole
This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!
Example:
I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!


North Pole
The location of a massive amount of cocaine and sex paid for by stolen money. Bernie Madoff financed a cocaine-fueled work environment and a "culture of sexual deviance.

Starting in '70s, Madoff sent employees to buy drugs for company use, suit alleges Madoff used money stolen from investors to pay for escorts and masseuses.
Example:
Bernie: Hey Larry here is $50,000 that I stole from a new investor.

Larry: What should i do with this?
Bernie: Order a kilo of that NY delivery service Cocaine and get a few escorts so we can make this the NORTH POLE.


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