the pirate's
The most badass category of humans to ever walk the face of the earth. Pirates don't give a fat shit about anything, don't listen to any type of authority, get shit faced 24/7 off rum, and spend their lives kicking ass and sailing around on a
giant ass ship. Instead of just executing traitors like a sensible human, pirates used to tie them to their mobile ass kicking platform (ship) and throw them overboard to
drag them around the ocean where they would slap against the side of the ship and get fucked up by all the
barnacles on the side. Is that not the most savage thing you've ever heard?Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a
huge pussy."Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include
Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert,
Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton."Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.
pirat
by Dukeface on Feb 19, 2010 09:34:05
term used to describe someone who plays by their own rules and doesnt
abide to
common logic or
convention. Is a shortened version of pirate for the modern day.
Example:
that was classic pirat behaviour, organising the tickets for the playground
weekender and then
jibbing out of it.
That was vintage pirat, his mate invites a girlfriend down for the weekend and she then spends the night and
next day with pirat.
Pirate
by AsheIsALoser1 on Nov 11, 2018 09:31:38
A guy who drives a ship and yells "yo dude
gimme your money and stuff" and gets whatever he wants. Usually has a
stash or
rum for some reason.
Example:
Bill: Dude did you see that one movie with
the pirate?
Dale: Yeah, he looked like the alcoholic dude that lives down
the block.
piratism
by Interstate Pirates Inc. on Jan 12, 2006 11:42:51
The act of
pirating the high (and low) seas. Also can be applied to the act of pirating interstate highways.
Not to be confused with piracy, which is merely stealing music from already-rich musicians, who really shouldn't get their
panties in a bundle because someone downloaded one of their songs to see if they actually wanted to buy their
crappy music.
Example:
To increase their bank accounts, Christian,
Evan, and Michael were forced to result to
interstate piratism in order to better-fuel their
thirst for exotic cars.
Pirate
by LeBryce The Red on Aug 02, 2005 06:02:05
The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy
acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are
overated far too serious for their own good.
the most
31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.
Example:
ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!
pirate:
psshh. piss off fuckface.
yer mum liked it.
ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!!
pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-
ninja: i will find you.....
pirate: bring
yer sister. -walks away whistling-
The Pirate
by Superman on Apr 07, 2003 02:31:01
When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in
the leg so shes
hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"
Example:
I gave
my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the
jiz out of her
eye!
Pirating
by DarkspineSilver1 on Jan 01, 2015 00:34:10
The best and worst thing. For us, it's the BEST thing; for the people that made it, it's the WORST thing.
Pirating is when you download a game, movie, music, porn, etc. for free (illegally) and basically is claimed to be "stealing". But if you actually robbed a DVD out of a store, it ain't there anymore because it's with you. But if you pirated a DVD, it's still gonna be there AND on your computer.
For me,
pirating is the best thing if you are:
1) Too lazy to get a part-time job as a teen
2)
Broke as hell
3) Never in a mood to buy a movie
Example:
Mordecai: Dude, why are you
pirating that movie? It just came out.
Rigby: Because, why buy it, if you can get for
FREEEEE?