TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around. Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.



Toss my salad
As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.
Example:
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.


Toss My Salad
The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.
Example:
Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'


Toss My Salad
When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
Example:
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)


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