76

its a number



76
In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.
Example:
Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank?

Other Guy: Yeah, so what?

Guy: It's been closed down for ten years.

Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away)

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Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress)

Football Player: La la la la la la la!

Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!

Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)


76
The set IQ score for a mentally retarded person is 75 & under. 76 is another term for something that is so stupid, that its reatrded.
Example:
Person 1: "Dude, our school isn't having anymore dances."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance."
Person 2: "That's so 76."


76+
A seventy six plus is the percentage likelihood of a person getting laid required for that person to leave their friends or a party abruptly, especially when hanging out was planned ahead of time.

i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.
Example:
Men: "Dude, I'd love to stay and play COD Mod 2, but I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with that chick from Bio."

Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."


Fallout 76
The literal embodyment of ripping somebody’s throat out and feeding it back to them. People spent $60 on this game only to realize its FUCKING GARBAGE! The people that $200 on that deluxe edition or some shit were ripped off even more becuase 1. They were supposed to get a 1. Canvas bag when they actually got a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT $5 NYLON BAG THAT IS COMPLETE ASS AND THE ONLY THING BETHESDA DID WAS GIVE THEM 500 Atoms (if u didn’t know its in game currency that is only worth like $5 it like v-bucks from Fortnite)
Example:
Fallout 76 is a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND IT SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACW OF THIS PLNET.


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