FUCKING KILL
When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.Please fucking kill me
When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Example:
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
i want to fucking kill myself
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
i'm going to fucking kill you
when kill
Example:
"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens
"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens
i wanna fucking kill myself
im gonna fucking kill somebody disease
Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
fuck-marry-kill
A game that is played in a group. One person gets three names chosen by the group. The names are people he/she knows or it could be celebrities.
Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.
*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.
Then that person chooses which of those three he/she would fuck, marry, and kill.
*Note: Choosing people they know, from school for example, makes it more fun and interesting. This is not intended for literal thoughts.
Example:
"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."
"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."
"Ok. Tom, Megan Fox, and Matt. Fuck-marry-kill."
"Ummm alright, I would fuck Megan Fox,
marry Tom and kill Matt."
fuck, marry, kill
A game that can be heard on the Howard Stern show where a person is given 3 names. You must fuck one, marry one, and kill one.
Example:
Howard: Fuck, marry, kill; Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Oprah
Listener: I'd kill Oprah, Fuckin Pamela Anderson, and Marry Carmen Electra
Howard: Fuck, marry, kill; Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Oprah
Listener: I'd kill Oprah, Fuckin Pamela Anderson, and Marry Carmen Electra
kill fuck
Example:
"Don't talk to those kill fucks, they are boring as hell"
"watch out the kill fucks are coming"
"Don't talk to those kill fucks, they are boring as hell"
"watch out the kill fucks are coming"