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Front Row

Being Hammered Drunk.Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

Front Rowing

by Charlie Badass on Sep 29, 2019 16:40:51

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

Example:
It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

front row

by Bertrann on Jul 04, 2018 06:10:16

Anything awesome.

Example:
I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

Front Row Faggot

by The Wiz Jizz on Mar 20, 2009 19:19:21

Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.

Example:
Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.

front row mafia

by Phil Novarr on Feb 22, 2007 04:43:26

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.

Example:
Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.

Front Row Seats

by Wizzle Baby on Oct 07, 2009 11:06:46

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

Example:
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

front row parking

by AJAX McClammen on Apr 19, 2008 07:08:13

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Example:
Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

Front Row Joe

by Front Row Joe on Oct 28, 2006 05:21:46

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

Example:
That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

front row slut

by mindmymollydolly on Sep 27, 2015 12:22:00

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

Example:
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

Front Row Oreo

by MyPseudonym12 on Feb 08, 2011 11:43:04

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

Example:
That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

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