Front row

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy



Front Row Faggot
Front row faggots are people who always tend to sit at the front.
Example:
Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.

Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.


Front Row Seats
The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
Example:
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"


Front Row Oreo
An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
Example:
That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.


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