If only

A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."



If only

by purpleanjyl on Aug 18, 2005 20:35:18

it can be used to mean i wish this would happen. or it can also be used as a phrase rto mean maybe if this happens then....
Example:
person1: if only i were queen of the world.
person2: if only i was older than maybe he'd like me.


The Only

by Faith Alana Alastair on Feb 25, 2009 16:09:53

When something is so intensely something, it is literally THE ONLY thing of it's kind in specific genre. Can be good, bad or indifferent.
Example:
I have THE ONLY headache.

I have to take THE ONLY piss.

She has THE ONLY eyes, dude.


if and only if

by berkanator on Aug 27, 2005 12:10:20

A term used by mathematicians and logicians to indicate that something happens under very specific conditions. Often seen in proofs and theories.
Example:
1) The sum a geometric sequence is given by a/(1-r) if and only if |r| < 1.

2) In a bar:
dumped guy: "My girlfriend left me because I told her I loved her!"
other guy: "What a bitch!"
dumped guy: "No, it's all my fault, she's a mathematician, and I should have said 'I love you and only you'".


Only

by JDiebold on Aug 29, 2007 13:03:08

One person, alone, who enjoys one other persons talents enough to want to form a friendship, or relationship, with them.

When plural, may be used as groupie, for supporting a group, or supporting AS a group.
Example:
W:I think you are my groupie.
J: I am not a group, and neither are you.
W: Well, no. So what are you then?
J: I'm an only.


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