Jerk Chicken
Jerk Cookingjerk jurk –verb (used with object)1. to preserve meat –adjective2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce.3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with
Pimento wood: jerk chicken.Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme.Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of
jerk Cooking.The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call
pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot and slow; the green leaves and dried wood are tossed on the fire, releasing a sweet smoke that flavors the meat with a warm, woody
pepperiness.The particular genius of jerk — the play of sweet and smoke, green and wood, spicy and herbal — is credited to the Jamaican Maroons; Africans who taught the local Taino their method of smoking food in pits dug into the earth. The Maroons were brought to Jamaica as slaves, but began escaping in the 1650s, and fought British and Spanish dominion over the island. (The words jerk and jerky come from charqui, the Spanish version of the Quechua word charki, meaning dried meat.)
Jerk Chicken
by J E R K Y B O I on Dec 28, 2017 06:39:04
Like
a game of chicken, where you and a B U
D D Y B O I jerk each other off.
Whoever busts first loses.
A solo variation exists where you jack yourself off and aim at the other person then "whoever gets hit" loses.
Jerk Chicken
by BurgleCut on May 31, 2019 05:55:03
Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about
something else and
assume so much, especially that they are an
expert.
Example:
The angry Anonymous
jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to
roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the
hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.
Jerk chicken
by Stinkpot on Dec 10, 2013 01:25:44
Game played by
married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (
jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is
playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
Circle Jerk Chicken
by sciflyer.25 on Jul 03, 2016 12:16:46
The pillar of Jamaican cuisine. While the chicken is prepared in traditional fashion with a
dry rub, natives gather round the pit and masterbate,
battering the chicken with jizz and at times,
spooging on each other. The natives then massage in the wet rub, creating a true delicacy.
Example:
Tourist: What is today's special?
Jamaican: Truss mi maan, you
waan dat
circle jerk chicken made wit da
chi-chi juices!
Tourist: Sounds delicious, I'll order that!