Phony
Example:
Jerry: Use it in a sentence.
Mike: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. (to Kramer) Why'd you tell him?!?
Jerry: Use it in a sentence.
Mike: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. (to Kramer) Why'd you tell him?!?
Phony
Something that isn't what it seems or tries to be something it isn't, or tries to be part of the system. Like two bad actors. Until they taser you, in the butt.
No one wants your autograph, phonies!
No one wants your autograph, phonies!
Example:
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole
over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire. - Phony = Elijah Wood and Ben Affleck.
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole
over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire. - Phony = Elijah Wood and Ben Affleck.
Phony
Phony ; Slang = punk ass bitch
A phony is a person, typically in high school or college, but they can be anywhere, who openly judges people, spreading half truths, falsehoods or disseminating personal information (i.e. Gossip) in exchange for advancing their social statuses and continuing the repression of certain things in your subconscious that lead you to feel the need to denigrate people (such as repressing sexual confusion by harassing students who are gay, lesbian, transgender or bisexual.)
The only way a phony is rehabilitated is through karma, where the alienation and defamation they've forced on those who do nothing to deserve it bites them in the ass, whether because they've learned they can't get a job just by appealing to the baser instincts of insecure people and selling out your friends, when the suffering they have incurred on others leads their victims to lead miserable lives which often end up cut short, and when they go past college age, can no longer use their popularity to wiggle away from Johnny law.
These struggles then lead phonies to realize the extent of how much they have hurt other people for petty reasons and then decide to come to terms with what they have repressed.
A phony is a person, typically in high school or college, but they can be anywhere, who openly judges people, spreading half truths, falsehoods or disseminating personal information (i.e. Gossip) in exchange for advancing their social statuses and continuing the repression of certain things in your subconscious that lead you to feel the need to denigrate people (such as repressing sexual confusion by harassing students who are gay, lesbian, transgender or bisexual.)
The only way a phony is rehabilitated is through karma, where the alienation and defamation they've forced on those who do nothing to deserve it bites them in the ass, whether because they've learned they can't get a job just by appealing to the baser instincts of insecure people and selling out your friends, when the suffering they have incurred on others leads their victims to lead miserable lives which often end up cut short, and when they go past college age, can no longer use their popularity to wiggle away from Johnny law.
These struggles then lead phonies to realize the extent of how much they have hurt other people for petty reasons and then decide to come to terms with what they have repressed.
Example:
Man, that douchebag is such a phony, selling himself and his friends down the river for some temporarily boosted social status.
Man, that douchebag is such a phony, selling himself and his friends down the river for some temporarily boosted social status.
Phony
Phony
Example:
Don't be phony.
He is so phony, he never looks me in the eye.
Her Instagram feed is so phony.
Don't be phony.
He is so phony, he never looks me in the eye.
Her Instagram feed is so phony.
Phony
Phony
Example:
Everyone who looks up slang on urban dictionary is a phony because they dont already know what it means.
Everyone who looks up slang on urban dictionary is a phony because they dont already know what it means.
Phony
Phony
When you or someone else tries to generate comedy and entertainment, but it ends up being god-awful and absolutely horrible. It originates from the Youtube videos "Phony Texts" which tries to be funny but genuinely sucks.