Reiki

Japanese for Spiritual Life energy and most commonly known as a Healing practice which connects to the Spiritual life energy



Reiki
The removal of leaves from one's yard.
Example:
"Jane is a Reiki Master - her yard is spotless!"


Reiki
She is a bad bitch, she is your ride or die. The most amazing, relatable and understanding person you’ll ever meet. She’s hilarious and knows exactly how to make you laugh. She is in fact that bitch. This bitch will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you. Bitches are lucky to have a reiki in their life.
Example:
Everyone needs a reiki in their life


reiki
1. (noun) The energy channelled by Reiki practitioners.

2. (verb) A process of passively channelling the basic energy that underlies material existence (somewhat comparable to the concepts of chi and prana) into a recipient or recipients to facilitate their self-healing and wellbeing.

Reiki is distinguished from other healing energy techniques because practitioners are taught through a ritualistic attunement process involving supernatural entities, and because the energy has its own intelligence.

Modern Reiki was developed in Japan by a man called Mikao Usui, but its true origins have been clouded by politics and religious bigotry.
Example:
1. "Would you like some Reiki?"

2. "If you are ready to change, I'll Reiki your pain away"

3. The force?
"My ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it; makes it grow. Its' energy surrounds us and binds us . . . You must feel the force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock; everywhere..." (Yoda)


Reiki-buttered
Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .
Example:
This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.


Reiky-Eiko
Wow, he's cool.
Sleek and cunning, and VERY SILENT.
Damn you, talk =(
Things are bad in his life, but he's very optimistic.
What a cool guy.
Also the sound dolphins make.

Comes from me.
Example:
"Wow, he's suave, what an Eiko"


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