Singaporean

People from Singapore, an independent island in Southeast Asia. To distinguish Singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. If they speak Singlish, a 'dialect' in Singapore (Mixture of English, Chinese dialects, Malay and even Tamil!), they definitely are Singaporean.



Singaporeans
1. Europeans who lived in colonial Singapore.
2. Eurasians who lived in the British colony in the early 1900s.
3. Malayans who lived in Singapore when it was expelled from Malaysia in 1965.
4. Present-day citizens who are tolerant of other races and religions, and ready to defend multiracial Singapore.
Example:
Today's younger Singaporeans are a complaining and an ungrateful lot: most take Singapore's peace and prosperity for granted—terrorism, nationalism, and antiglobalization could usher them into a future they'd be unprepared for.


Singaporeans
Epic win people who own Koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger dicks than them.
Example:
Singaporeans have huge cocks.


The Singaporean Spirit
A collection of all the common Singaporean attitudes, such as being kiasu, being very inquisitive, being humorous, being multilingual, and being able to speak singlish.
Example:
Walao eh! Virus only, everyone just raided the supermarkets!”
“That’s called having the Singaporean Spirit!”


Singaporean friends with benefits
When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.
Example:
Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."


Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi
The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.
Example:
The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.


Cis straight singaporean male
A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.

They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.

A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.

It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Example:
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?

Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!


Singaporean
A bunch of people who born and come from an island but is so self entitled and petty, they are known for 3 things:
First they will argue for some matter that no one gives a shit.

Second they will absorb all the daily life and contradiction internally and come up with a solution that doomed to fail

Third they will be like mosquitoes and keep whining until they get what they want or get beaten
Example:
Jack: I don't what happened to Rose, it seems she gives too much shit about other people and keep complaining the small matters in life

Michael: OMG! You gonna stay away from this one man, she sounds like such a Singaporean and will consume your life!


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