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The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.

Tool

by BigCron on Aug 12, 2009 11:18:27

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Example:
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

Tool

by Some dude1231 on May 02, 2011 07:39:57

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Example:
Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

tool

by tt on Feb 19, 2003 12:41:57

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

Example:
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

The Tool

by be quiet on Dec 20, 2008 02:44:33

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

Example:
"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

tool

by toolguru on Oct 24, 2007 03:51:07

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

Example:
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

tool on

by conjuror1 on Nov 12, 2009 00:02:55

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Example:
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

tool

by Kenny Genius on Feb 09, 2011 09:53:29

(n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a poser, with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations. A tool therefore, is quite literally an instrument of the man.

Example:
Mitt Romney is a tool.

Tooled

by T-Rav on Jan 22, 2005 11:44:34

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Example:
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

Tool

by redwikiwine on Sep 10, 2009 08:34:39

An individual who behaves in their own self interest rather than adhering to a set of beliefs or morals. Someone who will act as though to seek approval on the outside, but is actually quite vain and selfish. Men of this variety tend to cheat on their girlfriends. Women tend to use men to obtain free drinks.

Example:
God, Brett is such a tool.

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