chiropractic
A type of business run by a
chiropractor. Chiropractors are not real doctors but they all pretend to be. They cannot
prescribe legal drugs and medications due to a lack of reality based medical training. A chiropractor will actually "adjust" a new-born babies back and convince you that it was necessary. Chiropractors can't cure anything, but they will treat you endlessly for the return fee to their offices. They frequently utilize
xray equipment to give an impression that they are genuine doctors.They will call themselves doctors and physicians and practitioners but they rarely have the emergency training of a nursing assistant.Chiropractors kill people at least once a week on average. They cause paralysis in previously normal people.
Chiropractic is also done by non-chiro's and people that pride themselves on being able to "crack your back."Chiropractors sell vitamin supplements and special diets to make up for the fact that they're not allowed to write prescriptions for real drugs.If your blood pressure is 200/120, they'll give you "an adjustment" instead of referring you to a real doctor.
Chiropracted
by Rage Monster on Apr 19, 2016 00:58:27
To have altered or moved parts of your body in a way that helped
align your
spine for a more proper balance. One may refer to it as getting snap,
crackled, popped.
Example:
Once the Dr. moved the different parts of my body, and caused them to
snap, crackle, and pop i was glad I got Chiropracted because my spine was more aligned.
To have altered or moved parts of your body in a way that helped
align your spine for a more proper balance. One may refer to it as getting snap,
crackled, popped.
Chiropractically
by Trent Kuver on Feb 07, 2009 10:01:41
Where a chiropracter almost fixes
what's wrong, but not completely.
The
motto they all live under - Don't completely
fix it or we're out a job.
Chiropract
by WEEEEEEEMAN on Dec 07, 2010 00:36:45
kegel chiropractic
by cougar wordslut on Jul 01, 2013 08:05:08
chiropractic coma
by melnadz on Oct 02, 2011 08:41:43
Example:
I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my
adjustment.
I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would
be back up in
a few minutes.
chiropractic philosophy
by BJ Palmer on Oct 25, 2017 01:38:47
got yo back like chiropractic
by Mohinder Suresh on Nov 08, 2007 10:08:23
A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by
UGK featuring Outkast.
Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like
chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.
Example:
Gabriel: I don't think Mr.
Hunt will believe that
I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic
columbia chiropracter
by Idek? on Aug 08, 2017 08:44:09
chiropractice
by QuacksO on Oct 14, 2014 08:15:24
What a
medical student does when learning to manipulate limbs and joints. Often difficult to accomplish, because nobody wants to be a "
guinea pig" and entrust his delicate tendons and ligaments to an eager-but-inexperienced "
greenhorn".
Example:
My
macho buddy wants to try cracking his friends' shoulders and
necks for chiropractice...
count me out!