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fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly

Fuck the dog

by tx on Nov 26, 2003 07:02:48

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Example:
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

Fucking the dog

by 0verfiend on Jun 26, 2005 12:07:37

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

Example:
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!

Fucking the dog

by Anonymous on Nov 30, 2002 08:24:34

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Example:
Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

fucking the dog

by phreak_1983 on Jan 01, 2006 20:13:26

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

Example:
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

fuck the dog

by The Return of Light Joker on Mar 18, 2008 09:52:42

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Example:
Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

fuck a dog

by Suck My Dick on Mar 23, 2005 05:58:48

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.

Example:
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."

fucked the dog

by eggy mule on Aug 19, 2010 11:50:41

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Example:
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

fucking the dog

by Boobird on Sep 22, 2009 06:32:58

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Example:
Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

fuck the dog

by Alex87 on Nov 06, 2005 02:47:30

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Example:
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

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