halfordness
by Crivens on Apr 21, 2005 18:51:04
UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical
granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops,
quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1
litre effort.
Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.
Example:
Vauxhall Nova 1
litre? Hmmm. With
quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...
Halford
by Rob Halford on Nov 22, 2004 01:34:15
Rob Halford is the amazing original vocalist with Heavy Metal pioneers
Judas Priest. Although the equally mighty Black Sabbath invented Heavy Metal, Mr. Halford and his mates helped to develop the sound and image into what we now recognize as modern Heavy Metal.
Rob Halford later quit Judas Priest to get his own band together and released music under the name "Halford". Thankfully he's back now with Judas Priest, and was recently touring with fellow Metal Gods Black Sabbath on the
Ozzfest tour (in fact he even sang with Sabbath at one gig when Ozzy couldnt make it!).
We will hear more from Rob Halford and Judas Priest in the future. A lot more.
Example:
1. Dude, Halford could blow
Ozzy off the stage man!
2. That
Ripper guy was good yo, But Halford is the man!
3. You'd best check out this Halford CD I got, homie. These are the
illest fuckin rhymes I ever seen son!
halfords
by barryboys admin girlie on Sep 26, 2005 23:27:13
A car accessories shop which is almost wholly responsible for the boom in barry culture and the creation of
barryboys.
They sell 'Ripspeed' which is
bolt on crap - barrys convince themselves it makes their car look good, innit but in reality, it looks shite.
Also known as
Halfrauds.
Example:
Mate, are we going to
Halfords to buy some blinging neons?
There's a
krooz down at Halfords tonight, are you coming?
Halfords have a
wikkid new spoiler in stock, i'm going to buy one with my dole money.
halfords
by Chav Hunter1 on Aug 08, 2006 02:22:13
a bike shop
legendry for its crap bikes which would have gone bankrupt years ago if not for its mildly successive car department whixh is mostly occupied by chavs buying neons for their ford focus.
the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the sex because they can wheely on their
saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way
overqualified to work at halfords.
Example:
person with a basic
knowlage of bikes: why are your forks on backwards?
retard who bought his bike from halfords:
na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2
be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?
halfords
by Nathan Legge on Nov 13, 2006 19:50:16
Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap
wage. Things will change soon when
Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!
Example:
Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my
Corsa
Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't
Jo Public: Can I get the manager
Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep
Jo: Just sums
halfords up, fukin
jobsworth.