moose's

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.



Moosed
Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Example:
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"


Moose
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
Example:
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?


The Moose
The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.
Example:
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the Moose, as I am taking her from behind.


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