two fist's
A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where
the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never
run out and risk ruining their
buzz.
The Two Fist
by Some random nigro looking for on Oct 27, 2016 05:51:48
Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your
two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.
(Translation from a
Chinese sex master)
two fisting
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic on Oct 31, 2010 10:59:43
Example:
1. My wife
love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and
vaginally.
I rule!
two fist dick
by twofistdick on Apr 07, 2012 09:15:41
Two Fisted Farmer
by Buster Highmen on Dec 10, 2009 04:07:20
too
fist'd fahr-mer
-Noun
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a
lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the
milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Example:
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really
looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and
gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still
lactating!"
two-fist smashin' it
by lord.atronymic on Aug 20, 2006 07:17:49
v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of
two hands clinched in a fist shape.
*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist
smashin' it'
TWO FISTED DICK
by DARIN SMITH on Dec 05, 2003 02:32:46
Two fist shuffle
by Griz on Apr 19, 2004 11:48:38
two fisted monkey slap
by squirt kobain on May 30, 2010 04:49:52
When you grab your penis after being
soiled with
feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across
the face with it
Two fisted mouth slut
by BAMF613 on Oct 16, 2018 03:22:16
Example:
Last night I was
mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little
two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!