two fist's

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.



The Two Fist
Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.

(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
Example:
"Give me The Two Fist, Rabbi daddy!"


two fisting
1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.
Example:
1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!


two fist dick
A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
Example:
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.


Two Fisted Farmer
too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Example:
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"


two-fist smashin' it
v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'
Example:
Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night


two fisted monkey slap
When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Example:
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap


Two fisted mouth slut
A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.
Example:
Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!


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