your mom goes to college

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.



your mom goes to college
Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
Example:
Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*


your mom goes to college
does everything have to mean SOMETHING? no, and this is a good example. that's why the phrase is funny; it doesn't mean anything. it's just kip's dry, meaningless humor.
Example:
why don't you just come down here and hit me and see what happens...
just as meaningless as your mom goes to college


your mom goes to college
A fantastic example of excellent taste in insulting one or many other persons, a divine insult with the ability to be used in an situation known to mankind
originating from the insulting term 'your mother'
as heard in movie: Napoleon Dynamite(2004). said by character 'Kip'
Example:
Kid: You're ugly fatass!
Kid2: Uhm, you're mom goes to college so why are you fucking with ME?


your mom goes to college
one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.
Example:
kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!


your mom goes to college
you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.
Example:
idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.


your mom goes to college
Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho
Example:
Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"


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