Amnesty

Amnesty, is a very loving and smart person. She will take a hit for you any day. She loves being around those she loves most. She's a very caring and protective person and don't take that as a bad thing she's doing it because she cares. She's very sensitive at heart. She takes everything offensive and even if you hurt her if you ever need anything she will be there for you. She try's hard not to be fake and in drama. But if she does it must be because she cares so much. Anyways take amnesty for advantage and protect her.



amnesty
Noun.

1. An act of clemency by an authority (as a government) by which pardon is granted, esp. to a group of individuals.
- Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law

2. A general overlooking or pardon of past offences, by the ruling authority.
- Oxford English Dictionary Online

3. Punishing people for entering the US illegally.
- One confused and babbling President.
Example:
"Ya know I uh... I've heard all the 'rhetoric', ya know, you've heard it too, 'bout how this (immigration reform bill) is 'amnesty'... Am - amnesty means that YOU GOTTA PAY, ya know, a price for having bin here illegally... And this bill does that."
- George W. Bush, Washington D.C., June 26, 2007.


fart amnesty
A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.
Example:
- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...


Amnesty International
noun
an organization that exploits human rights for its own political or religious beliefs, and whose members are experts on how they extort a large sum of money from governments, especially the governments of the G8 countries
Example:
Check how frequently Amnesty International uses this word, reparations, in every report.


Rabbit Amnesty
Recycling scheme for dead dildos. Electrical appliances must now be recycled by law in some countries, the Rabbit Amnesty is a way of avoiding the embarrassment of handing over your old sex toys at your local recycling facility.
Example:
You must be joking, I wouldn't be seen dead handing in your worn out dildo. Just as well there's a rabbit amnesty to spare my blushes!


amnesty international
An hugely respected organization whose sole purpose is to promote and preserve human rights across the globe, which is not blinded by idealogical barriers -- they go after right- and left-leaning dictatorships equally -- and which does not compromise itself by casting its lot with corporations, governments or elected officials.
Example:
History has found Amnesty International to be on the right side of nearly every international crisis.


drool amnesty
n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.
Example:
A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.

See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers


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