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Not even

A use of words to express something not true as in “not even”, implying that’s its not even something to assume or guess referring to something, when someone asks, assumes or hypotheses something that’s not even a thing basically..

Not even

by Bitchin Kitchen on Dec 06, 2004 05:03:47

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.

Example:
Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!

not even

by duncan on Oct 11, 2003 20:51:10

you are disputing a statement

Example:
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"

An Evening with

by One_Among on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

Example:
Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria"

Even

by The Almaster on Jul 18, 2014 13:38:04

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

Example:
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

even if

by jsd9632 on Feb 07, 2012 02:46:41

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Example:
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

Even

by DickieAmputee on Feb 06, 2019 20:25:27

The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

Example:
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!

Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!

Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.

Even

by Dank_ooF on Dec 31, 2018 06:43:09

Scandinavian name

A person with a great personality and a big... heart.

He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.

His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

Example:
"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."

*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."

not even

by steveceeeeee on Sep 06, 2005 04:48:48

This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Example:
Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !

evenity

by Mark Adamowicz on May 25, 2005 04:20:36

the state of being completely even

Example:
I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity.

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