bazzed

a mix between buzzed and baked...ur both at the same time!!



bazzed
The state of an object or artifact (most commonly a car) after vulgar, pointless, and extremely extensive modification.
Example:
"The traffic was awful, I was late, it was raining, and as if all that wasn't bad enough, 15 baseball-capped goons crammed into a bazzed-up Saxo decided to give me a load of grief in Sainsbury's car-park."


Bazzed
A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
Example:
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)


The Bazz
The Bazz is a way of life. People who follow The Bazz's example can be found in clubs, very intoxicated and constantly attacking (trying to pickup) any women on the dance floor. The Bazz is the most sarcastic human being on the planet and generally a good all round person who is a master of his craft which is pegging (sex).
Example:
Last night i attacked like The Bazz.

(girl): The Bazz mauled me last night.


Bazz
The almighty Bazz is the most Bad Ass Warrior on US- Turalyon Server. People bow down when he walks in Dalaran. Bazz is the GM of the Best guild in the world, Fusion.

Bazz is amazing
Example:
OMG Bazz makes me cream my pants


Bazz
A fine english man. frequent tea, fine humour and lots of non-sense. A raging alcoolic, or "party type of guy" as he'd most likely say.
Example:
"-Bazz, are you drun again?
-I swear to drunk i'm not god!"


bazz
The quick way to identify an action, something, or someone as "badass". When people hear you speak "bazz" they assume you just said "badass" rather hurriedly, when in fact you did say "bazz". Anyone who is "bazz" can pull off some slick sh**, and in some cases they are a person you would not want to mess with. Often this person will do things the rest of us only dream of (i.e. driving an M1 Abrams tank) or would never dare do (i.e. Zidane headbutting Materazzi). A bazz will always man up (i.e. Bear Grylls eating raw meat off a zebra). They are respected, and garner the respect of the population around them for being bazz. If you ever watch the movie Brotherhood of the Wolf, you will utter "bazz" everytime Mani comes to screen.
Example:
Damn, that guy just caught a shark, what a bazz!

Dude you should check out the 2001 Ducati 996, that moto is so bazz.


bazz
the term often used to describe the sick barrells that happen at orewa. bazz is mastered and often ridden by the gang known as "the bazz boyz".
Example:
did you see the bazz boys getting bazz today?
of course i did they get so much bazz they loose their suntan


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