candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.



candy bar
a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.
Example:
"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"


Candy Bars
A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed
Example:
Candy Bars

-Super Toopers


Candy Bar Theory
Weighing the worth of something you want to buy (but don't need) vs. an equal worth of candy bars
Works in your favor every time, since you can argue that instead of buying fatty sweets you are doing yourself a favor
Does not work if you continue to eat candy
Example:
I'm running low on funds, and this bud is gonna cost me $100. Well, shit, that's like 100 king size snickers. Would I enjoy 100$ of weed more than 100 snickers? Fuck yeah! My candy bar theory never fails me.


underground candy bars
Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.
Example:
Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!


Arabian Candy Bars
When a male is having anal intercourse with a female. The male pulls out, flips the girl on her back and shoves his penis into her mouth with force. Simultaneously, he pinches off a shit onto the female's chest.
Example:
"I was with Sarah last night and I treated her to some Arabian Candy Bars."


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