finnished

Someone or something that has relation to or origin from Finland.



Finnish
The main language of Finland. Finno-Ugric.
One of the hardest and weirdest languages on Earth.
Contains the best swearwords; saatana, helvetti, kyrpä and essentially perkele.
The tone may sound angry and irritated for tourists, but actually Finnish people are quite nice.
Has some really long words, like "epäjärjestelmällisyydessänsäkään" and "metsämarjatäysmehutiivistepurkki". (Sorry, can't translate them, but they really are accurate Finnish words.)
Example:
Finnish SSS: Sauna, Sibelius and Sisu ("Suomalainen sisu" = Finnish hardiness)
By the way, there are not any polar bears walking on streets of Finland; actually, there are no polar bears there at all, except in a Finnish zoo called Korkeasaari.


Finnish
Finnish people are predominantly blonde, Finland has the highest proportion of natural blondes in the world. A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland.
Example:
Look at that beautiful Finnish blonde!


Finnish
Nearly completely resistant to cold, Finnish people tower over the other Nordic people as the superior race, born with superhuman reflexes to play ice hockey and wrestle bears to gather food for their families.
The Finnish people are not fazed by aggressions by anyone, they do not care.
A notable example of this is them saying "Fu*k you" to the Russian invasion and kicking their asses with a fraction of their military strength in men and close to no combat gear.
Finnish girls often have blonde hair and crystal blue eyes, making them one of the most desirable girls out there.
Example:
Those Finnish people sure are amazing.


Finnish
One who may or may not be from Finland, but is able to Finish with a good looking Female. If you are Finnish, you most likely woke up the next day with a little extra swagger in your step.
Example:
Hey Josh, Did you wake up today feeling Finnish or Swedish?

Hey guys, I booked a 1 way flight to Finland this weekend!

This morning, I woke up and somehow knew the Finnish National Anthem.


Finnished
A person is finnished after or during the situation where someone else screws up totally. The finnished person mourns how life sucks because of this, and yet secretly believes that there might be a miracle ahead because of some secret ingredient like "sisu" or at least after drinking a couple of beers and the visit to the toilet or to the fridge.

A finnished person always knows the reasons why something bad happened or is about to happen, but, he or she has no actual will to make things better. He or she is willing to give valuable advice - but only afterwards. When the defeat is inevitable, finnished people take their painkillers and start to wait the next possible victory since it is just about to happen.
Example:
Guy #1: How is your life going?
Guy #2: I drank too much for a week and got a headache since my favorite team lost the game on Friday. Can you believe that the coach was so damn stupid and who, who the hell selected those players? Where was our defence? Why did they not attack? I know several things about the game by heart and they apparently nothing.
Guy #1: Sorry to hear. Better luck next time.
Guy #2: Well, at least we have the victory from a decade ago. We are the best because of that. This team did not deserve to play further. It was so right for them to lose.
Guy #1: Sorry to say but you are so finnished.

"USA made 6 goals. The hockey team from Finland tried to play and got 1 goal. The online crowd in Finland concentrated on tweets and Facebook status updates since they needed to wonder who was so stupid to let these players to represent them and while wondering this, they got more drunk. They had no opportunity to be the hockey heroes they knew they were. That sucked. The audience was so finnished."


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