History Channel
by A1988 on Jan 23, 2011 11:00:07
A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is
Reality TV,
Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for
ratings.
Example:
I learned everything I know about History from the
History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the
Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and
Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
History Channel
by z3ekeezzz on Aug 24, 2008 00:58:06
A group of people who only focus on
stupid shit relating to
2012, world ending, etc.
Don't forget that all of their programs longer than an hour just constantly
repeat themselves
Example:
History Channel.
Why?
History Channel
by ihatestupidtv on Jan 10, 2007 10:28:07
TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and
Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of
blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the
Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
Example:
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil
Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during
the Iraq invasion, now
I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
History Channel
by Mehh on Jul 15, 2004 09:31:57
History Channel
by Cripplehawk on May 24, 2009 04:01:22
Example:
All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about
World War 2. But they do have some other things too.
Just not that much
History Channel
by Jumpsuit of Stealth on Feb 27, 2006 17:21:11
A clever euphemism for masturbating, typically used to conceal the topic around female friends. Inspired by people who receive massive
erections from listening to the
gettysburg address or listening to how
ancient greeks sat around and thought about things.
the History Channel effect
by SiriusWW on Nov 26, 2015 10:52:40
Dumbing down a prestigious and serious scientific
publication, website, or channel in order to appeal to the uneducated masses, cut the budget, and get higher
ratings.
history channel bigfoot
by UrbanizationOfDictionary on May 08, 2017 06:58:34
History Channel Love Sandwich
by Jack Squat on Feb 23, 2005 22:54:15
If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4
generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her
grandmother and her
16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".
Example:
Why don't we get
Agnes,
Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.