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in the Woods

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

wood on wood

by Horny bus driver on Dec 23, 2015 01:47:04

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

Example:
As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

Will Wood

by Millie roles a 7 on Feb 15, 2021 12:23:15

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Example:
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.

Wood

by 1277430927 on Jan 08, 2019 00:40:17

1) N. An erect penis

2) N. Short for backwood

Example:
1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj

2) Pass the wood.

Wood

by Devil on Nov 30, 2003 05:12:11

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

Example:
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

Wood

by daniel knight on Jul 07, 2003 19:46:22

an erect penis.

Example:
"dude, i got morning wood!"

In The Woods

by Havan_IronOak on May 21, 2011 04:12:44

Lost or confused. Unable to see the forest for the trees. Given that golfers try to avoid the wooded parts of a golf course, this adds irony to the phrase when used in reference to Tiger Woods.

Example:
His affair was going great but then his wife found out and now he's in the woods

into the woods

by NastyHobbitses on Mar 06, 2006 05:33:12

A play where famous fairy tale characters wish for things, the wishes come true, and then they all die in various nasty ways.

Example:
Into the Woods is a seriously great show, but now I have "Children Will Listen" stuck in my head!

Wood

by dsksldhfklhdslkvhflskjyuoirte on Mar 08, 2016 00:00:34

Related to a penis. Wood is hard, straight, and long.

Example:
THE HARD PIECE OF WOOD IS RAGING!!!!

Wood

by ssbbKid88 on Dec 21, 2018 10:31:00

Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.

Example:
How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.

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