landline
A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional
wiring.
Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber
optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
landlined
by MrKaminsky on Apr 27, 2010 12:07:15
adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a
cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must
resort to the use of a hard-wired
communication device.
Example:
Once I saw "
Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for
repair" on my
Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.
landlining
by kifli1 on Feb 16, 2010 06:28:27
Example:
"Dude, I am
sick of walking around
looking for a place to
smoke, are you down for some landlining?"
Landline
by lelaroquais on Aug 16, 2017 03:12:56
Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the
landline that no one really wants in
a cable company's "
triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
Example:
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly
landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went
ahead and got the
landline.
Landline
by Brian on Nov 27, 2003 12:24:05
Landline
by DanTheMan0001 on Dec 09, 2022 09:55:19
Landline
by kostovetsky on Aug 01, 2010 01:07:34
The opposite of a
grenade launcher, but still is ugly.
The awkwardly skinny
ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by
Pauly D.
Example:
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with
grenades and landlines.
Guy - I had to take the
landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
Landline
by ShottyBum204 on Sep 10, 2017 01:54:40
vietnam landline
by JDH656 on Mar 23, 2015 02:38:36
A landline Arkwood Man
by The transport observer on Jun 16, 2023 16:41:36
A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the
transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't
cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a
Kenworth.