short dick

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.



Short Dicked
It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
Example:
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!


Short Dicking
When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.
Example:
Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"


short-dick
To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.
Example:
"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"


short dick surprise
When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
Example:
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."


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