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Contraption

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

The Contraption

by Ian and Shawn on Jul 29, 2006 09:58:48

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Example:
Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

contraption

by The Return of Light Joker on Jul 18, 2009 09:38:17

any contrivance or device

Example:
That contraption will mess up the land.

contrapt

by Christopher Kaiser on Jun 07, 2005 16:32:56

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

Example:
"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."

contraption adaption

by Juan O'Malley on Jul 23, 2009 00:15:07

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

Example:
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

multi-contraptional

by Wayne Jones on Sep 03, 2005 04:12:01

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

Example:
That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

ass contraption

by Hintonater on Nov 23, 2017 05:20:11

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Example:
Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

penile contraption

by dilbaid5 on Apr 25, 2009 22:34:05

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

Example:
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

The Mysterious Contraption

by Blazer_bob_marley420 on May 28, 2011 12:31:47

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Example:
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

Colin Contraption

by biddersss on Nov 22, 2021 12:32:59

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Example:
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

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