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Dobson

A Dobson is someone with a lot of swagg. He might even slip on his swagger juice. Normally a Dobson will have a massive Shlong. A Dobson also has the abilty to bullshit his way out of anything.

Dobson

by Sir. William Scott on Nov 24, 2007 13:07:51

A person of a male descent who is in touch with their feminine side; who likes to tackle males of the black descent; and who has a small reproductive area.

Example:
"Don't be such a Dobson man!"
"Your acting like such a Dobson, why don't you go be a Dobson somewhere else?"

Dobson

by GREGariousGREG on Aug 23, 2008 05:48:42

Someone who drinks 24 ounce Coors and freebases oxycontin while at a public park 30 feet away from a childrens playground.

Example:
When Dobson woke up, his dogs were dead.

Dobson

by IanHuntley69 on Oct 05, 2006 23:14:54

1. A green-party politician in the UK.
2. A joint.
3. A party/gathering of friends that revolves around the smoking of cannabis.
4. The process of rolling a joint.

Example:
1. Hey Edd you gonna be voting Dobson or will it be BNP again?
2. Hey Edd pass the dobson, don't be a Brendan.
3. Hey Edd you coming round tonight? We're organising a bit of a dobson.
4. Hey Edd, we're gonna arrange a little dobson tonight, we need someone to roll the dobsons so Dobson is coming round, he doesn't smoke the dobson but he can dobson better than any of us.

Dobson

by Marcus E on Jun 05, 2006 19:46:31

Dobson is a term used for someone who is known as a sir...they are almost identical to the Marcus' except they have a smaller penis. Over all...they are great guys with high voices.

Example:
"That guy is such a dobson".

Dobsonize

by Nelly624 on Jun 20, 2019 20:12:55

Donsonize- To manipulate a situation using chaos and Tom foolery creating stories that stand the test of time

- Must have 4 daughters to master the art of Dobsonism

- The ability to take one whole thing and make it two half things

Alternative meanings-

-To exit a place of business without the use of pants

Example:
- Wow you really Dobsonized that fire hydrant Adam!

- Well can the truck be fixed?

Nope, it was Dobsonized

Dobson grab

by Adversus on May 12, 2012 06:16:57

The act of thrusting one's hand toward, or in the general direction of, another's groin without actually making physical contact; such act entails the exclamation of "Dobson grab!" by the perpetrator. Although possible of any sex or sexuality, it is usually enacted by homosexual men.

Example:
Peter: Dobson grab!

...

John: Dude, what the fudge did you just do to that guy?
Peter: I Dobson grabbed him.
John: Is that legal?

Dobson™

by FaceIess on Feb 03, 2015 17:22:59

A person who willingly subjects themselves to inferior style or skill because they are used to it, ignoring, refuting, or backlashing against any and all 'negative' critique as percieved by said person, regardless if it's constructive or not

Example:
The only reason you're not getting better is because you're a Dobson™

James Dobson

by Ploppypants on May 04, 2005 07:39:48

Religious fanatic shill of the far republican right. Makes his living spreading fear, hate, racism, sexism, homophobia, in the guise of christianity.

Distinguished himself in 2005, by claiming that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

Example:
When Christ returns, he's gonna punch James Dobson in the kidneys.

Snotty Dobson

by Warren Pusey on Oct 20, 2019 15:34:07

A Snotty Dobson is whereby you sniff or snort a line of cum, as you would cocaine. The cum must be provided by ladyboy and the action must occur whilst residing or staying on Jonathon Dobson street, Newcastle.

Example:
“Last night I did a Snotty Dobson in my student accommodation!”

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