Game of Thrones

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead



Game of Thrones
A contest in which drunk folks hunt down as many public restrooms in one hour as possible and tally the number of thrones on which they’ve taken a dump.
Example:
He keeps going through snow and sleet and always nails this Game of Thrones sitting down, that’s why we call him we call him the King!


Game of Thrones
An HBO show based on George R. R. Martin's books. The show's got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and sex. Mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. And a lot of violence and sex. Did I mention the sex? And drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.
Example:
Did you see Game of Thrones last night?
Yeah, and I can't believe they tried to murder that kid.


Game of Thrones
A situation in which a person has bad diarrhea and must move from one toilet to another all day. Effectively staking his claim on every "throne" in sight.
Example:
Oh man..... I should not have eaten that sushi enchilada taco with extra beans last night. I feel like I'm going to play Game of Thrones all day today.


Game of Thrones
It's a porno/action/fantasy HBO show full of boobs and fighting for a pointy chair. You'll hate Joffrey but luckily he...and you'll love Tyrion, the short guy. It's soon to become better than Breaking Bad, but I highly doubt that. Nah I'm just kidding, Game of Thrones is going to go past BrBa, cause' boobs.
Example:
Pervert: Game of thrones is my new favorite porn series.

Fan: Yo, not cool. Game of Thrones is amazing, not a porno.

Pervert: Ooh okay, it's still good porn


Game of Thrones
An HBO television show that is based on George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series. It's fantasy grounded in reality, with politics and dragons and is incredibly rich with detail and personality. The last two ASOIAF books are yet to be released, The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring.
Example:
"Is it true that Game of Thrones is based on a book?"
"Yes! It's called A Song of Ice and Fire and it is by George RR Martin."

"Dude, did you catch The Rains of Castamere on TV?!"
"I did . . . oh boy, did I ever."


Game of Thrones
A show that uses gore and boobs to trick non-nerds/non-geeks into liking fantasy.
Example:
Jock in 2000: EWWWWW, you're talking about dragons and ice zombies? What a dweeb.

Jock in 2019: DRAGONS, ICE ZOMBIES, AND TITTIES!!!!!!!! PLS WATCH GAME OF THRONES
Geek: Oh-kay.


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