Utility

A substitute for the word "use" to be employed when you want to make something sound more important or difficult than it really is.



Utilize
(Verb) Used in Air Force basic training in lieu of saying "go to the bathroom," or "take a piss." Quite simply, utilize means to use the bathroom.
Example:
Sir, trainee Smith reports as ordered.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, TRAINEE!

Sir, permission to utilize the latrine?

ALRIGHT TRAINEES! YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HYDRATE AND UTILIZE. HURRYUP HURRYUP!


util
Small computer program, usually to perform a single system related task. Abbr of utility; aka tool.
Example:
- I couldn't recover my deleted files from my sd; that util did not work.

- I'm gonna dl all of the ftp://suppa.warez/windoze/utilz, asap; before it's taken down.


utilities
(noun) Set of ancillary supplies (like electricity, gas, water.... etc.) required for living in an apartment or house.
Example:
1.The $450 rent covers all utilities including, electricity, gas, water and cable.

2. (Usually when advertising for apartments)
>> $650 Rooms for rent-utilities included in California !!!!



utilize
Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
Example:
"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).


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